Suicide Squad
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Pretty much terrible from start to finish. DCCU
pretty much sucks and is dead to me.
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The Dark Knight Rises
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Watching it again for the first time since I saw
it in cinemas. It's really a mess of a film. 4/10
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Kick-Ass 2
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You must be the only one in the world that likes
the second one over the first.
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Death Racers
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Seriously, this one is close to unwatchable. 2/10
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The Amazing Spider-Man
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I really enjoyed this one. Andrew Garfield and
Emma Stone are great and it's an overall great
superhero movie. Sadly I can't say the same for
the second movie.
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Battle Royale
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Pretty good with surprisingly some laugh out loud
moments. However I think the ending could have
been better.
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V/H/S
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Pretty much hated it. 3/10.
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Texas Chainsaw
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Possibly the best "Texas Chain Saw
Massacre" sequel. With that being said: 3/10.
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No Right Turn
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Finally got around to watch this one. I'm
disappointed in you Chad, giving a 10/10 rating on
the DVD cover like that. It's not bad, but I
didn't really care for it at all. 4/10
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The Rage
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Even for a dumb gore movie it's pretty much 'meh'.
4/10.
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Korn: Live
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I was a big time Korn Kid (fan) up until the
"Untouchables" album. I did not like
that album or any after that. With that being
said, I haven't seen this DVD, I have however seen
various other live videos (like the Family Values
Tour) and live audio from CD's and I am under the
impression that Jonathan Davis really can't
deliver live. Am I wrong on this?
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Nothing
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It's an alright short. I'm not to impressed. Sure
the idea is interesting but the animation has it's
flaws. The girl looks weird in contrast to it all.
Also have a problem with the knife he takes out of
his pocket (what he wore pants?), I mean it's not
even a switchblade one, he just sleeps with a
knife in his pocket I guess. 5/10
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The Dark Knight Rises
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(SPOILERS, I guess) So he had that injured leg for
8 years, sorry not buying it. And in the Batman
universe, Batman should always be needed. Period.
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The Dark Knight Rises
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(MINOR SPOILERS) This is not a terrible film by
any means, but when compared to "Batman
Begins" and "The Dark Knight" it
just falls short. The story is somewhat a mess and
everything seem to be pushed to 11. Anne Hathaway
is not sexy and besides having the name Selina
Kyle and being a burglar there is nothing Catwoman
about her, the outfit is lame and seriously where
is the whip and claws? I know Nolan's Batman films
are meant to be realistic but in a world with a
Batman is there really impossible to have a actual
Catwoman? The part that Batman has been in exile
for 8 years, sorry, I don't buy it and I don't
like it, Batman would never quit and since he has
how did Bruce Wayne get his injured leg? Falling
down the stairs? The romance between Bruce/Selina
out of nowhere and not believable. Joseph
Gordon-Levitt as an actor and character in this,
horrible and pointless, he could have been written
out or just not written in the begin with. That's
all I can come up with right now (without giving
out some major spoilers). Like I said not a bad
film, but while I think Batman Begins is a 9/10
and The Dark Knight is a 10/10, this is 7/10.
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
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I'm gonna have to agree with LD's
"meh/10" comment on this one. I love
Edgar Wright earlier work, but this one while
being nicely directed with some styles effects
just lack substance and laughs. 5/10
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Paul
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Major disappointment, especially when you know
Pegg/Frost wrote the script. The character of Paul
is not likeable and have him voiced by Seth Rogen
doesn't help either.
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Interview With The Vampire
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Probably the laziest review on the site... As for
the movie, it is slow-paced, still the acting is
good and so on. Nothing great, but not bad at all.
5/10
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Green Lantern
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Actually the comicbook movies trend started with
X-Men.
@AttnDefDis, "Iron
Man" are you serious? Before that movie we
got Blade, X-Men, Daredevil, Hellboy, Hulk, Sin
City, 300, Batman Begins, Superman Returns, The
Punisher, V For Vendetta, Spider-Man, Fantastic
Four, 30 Days Of Night, Constantine, Ghost
Rider... Since "Iron Man" we got:
Green Lantern, Watchmen, Kick-Ass, Thor, Captain
America...
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A Tale Of Two Sisters
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The movie knows how to build-up some suspense,
I'll give it that. However the build-up hardly
ever has any pay-off, nothing really happens and
the ending drags on forever.
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Dark Floors
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I actually enjoyed this one as well, it's
suspenseful and creepy. And I had no problem with
the lightning, acting or the characters wondering
'what is going on'...
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Predators
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Your review is spot on. Problems I had with the
movie: - Adrien Brody as a 'bad ass'
(complete with Batman voice) - None of the
other characters comes off as likeable and I don't
care for them - Super Predators (just a dumb
idea) - Overkill of references to the first
movie - Mediocre storyline
Sadly
"Predator" will never get the sequel it
deserves (no I didn't like "Predator 2")
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Saw: The Final Chapter
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While I agree with your rating, this is another
craptastic review. Don't quit your day job
bluemeanie .
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A Serbian Film
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I haven't seen the film (yet), but that was one of
the worst movie reviews ever.
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Machete
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I like the trailer, but can someone tell me if
this movie is just as 'ok' as "Planet
Terror" is or pure garbage as "Death
Proof" is? Or does it stand alone without any
influences from the "Grindhouse" movies?
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Gamer
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Michael C. Hall and his little dance scene is the
only reason to watch this movie really.
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DOA: Dead Or Alive
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I feel sorry for anyone that take this movie
seriously, the movie itself doesn't, so why should
you? Looking past the silliness this is a
entertaining "Charlie's Angels" meets
"Mortal Kombat" film...
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Avatar
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Easily in my top 10 worst movies of all time. 0/10
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Brothers
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Eh, they speak Danish in the movie, the director
Susanne Bier is Danish, the cast are all Danish,
and IMDB does not list Sweden as a filming
location.
How can it possibly be called
Swedish in any shape or form?
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Il Divo
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So this is not a concert DVD with the vocal group?
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WALL·E
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I do believe that the source and clear inspiration
should get some credit, yes, I do...
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WALL·E
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Yeah, 'coincidental' just like "The Lion
King" was to "Kimba The White
Lion"...
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WALL·E
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A Johnny 5 (from Short Circuit) rip-off by Disney,
no thanks...
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Brothers
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"Brødre" and Susanne Bier are
Danish and not Swedish.... Get it right!
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The Crow: City Of Angels
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End to end it all, he is not Swedish, secondly, he
was not born in Sweden and thirdly there is no
record of him growing up in Sweden.
Vincent Perez @ iMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001641/
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The Crow: City Of Angels
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Far from being as good as the original indeed, the
worst thing about it is that they pretty much just
used the same storyboard as they had from the
first one. Ashe is a clone of Eric Draven (they
look the same, dress the same and so on) and even
the villains are the same, you have a gang of
crazy thugs (and a asian woman) and a main crime
boss. And the relationship between Ashe and his
son Danny is not as strong as the one between Eric
and Shelly. But it's not all bad... Still I liked
"The Crow: Salvation" better (as far as
the sequels go) even if it stars Kirsten Dunst
(who can't act at all).
Oh, and where
did you get that Vincent Perez has a SWEDISH
accent from?
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The Strangers
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Once again, you guys throw out 8 and 9's, I think
this one sucked, it was nothing but a total bore.
1.5/10
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